PAWSANE ASYLUM COMMUNICATIONS DEPARTMENT

THE LINE IS DEAD.
FRANK IS A SUSPECT.

Need to reach the inmates? The Barkaphone is currently experiencing technical difficulties because Frank ate the wiring.

Winchester has opened an investigation. Remmy has eaten the evidence. Please enjoy the gallery while our completely unqualified team looks into it.

BACKUP COMMUNICATIONS DEPARTMENT

THE HUMANS HAVE A BACKUP PLAN.

Apparently, email still works when someone eats the phone lines.

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