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Pawsane AsylumCOLLARS & CHAOS

WELCOME TO THE PAWSANE ASYLUM

THREE DOGS.
ZERO ADULT
SUPERVISION.

Two Chessies, one Malinois, and a household operating on borrowed sanity.

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Two Chesapeake Bay Retrievers and a Belgian Malinois puppy enjoying the outdoors

THE USUAL SUSPECTS

Winchester, a brown Chesapeake Bay Retriever, beside the water

Winchester

The Sergeant

Intelligent, methodical, highly food-motivated. Household security with a soft spot for snacks.

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Remmy, a Chesapeake Bay Retriever, smiling beside the water

Remmy

The Enforcer

Energetic, intelligent, and always stirring the pot. Frank’s favorite partner in crime.

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Frank, a young Belgian Malinois, tilting his head

Frank

Chief Chaos Officer

Unlimited energy. Questionable decisions. Frequently the class clown during group training.

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BEHIND THE CHAOS

TRAINING
IS LOVE.

The laughs are free. The work is daily. These are working dogs, and giving them purpose, patience, and a reason to look us in the eyes is how we show up for them.

The goal isn’t a perfect dog. It’s a partnership.

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A man sharing a quiet training moment with a young Belgian Malinois in warm evening light
The three dogs covered in mud after an outdoor adventure
CASE OPEN

LATEST INCIDENT REPORT

THE GREAT MUD HEIST

What started as a quick yard break turned into a full-scale mud operation, three very proud criminals, and a bath that tested everyone’s will to live.

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