Frank

Chief Chaos Officer

RAP SHEET

Age: 11 weeks
Breed: Belgian Malinois
Aliases: Lil Frank · The Maligator
Known offenses: Grand theft grill scraper · Flower-box excavation · Resisting bedtime
Special skills: Advanced eye contact · Selective hearing
Current status: Under constant supervision

PAROLE DENIED

Unlimited energy. Questionable decisions. Frequently the class clown during group training.

Off-duty interests: Training, playing with Remmy, investigating everything

The mugshot is on file. Further evidence is being collected.

OFFICIAL INCIDENT

Three suspects. One muddy operation. Nobody is talking.

ALL CHARGES ARE SUBJECT TO ADDITIONAL INVESTIGATION.