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CASE #001

THE OFFICIAL INMATE FILE

Winchester

The Sergeant

RAP SHEET

Age
Not on file
Breed
Chesapeake Bay Retriever
Aliases
The big guy
Known offenses
Unauthorized snack surveillance · Possession of everyone’s favorite spot
Special skills
Waterfowl retrieval · Supervising the other two
Current status
Monitoring the situation. Deeply unimpressed.

PAROLE UNDER REVIEW

BEHIND THE RAP SHEET

Intelligent, methodical, highly food-motivated. Household security with a soft spot for snacks.

Off-duty interests: Training, dock diving, retrieving

On the record: Dock-diving jumps of approximately 16 feet

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE

The mugshot is on file. Further evidence is being collected.

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